Did anyone else watch the Grammy's last night? If you didn't, lucky you. If you did, then you must be feeling the same way as I am. Last night was a night of crime. Crimes committed include: treason, theft, and the very real possibility of *gasp* bribery! My lover Lady Gaga was robbed by a scrawny blond country fame-whore. Yeah, Swift, I'm talking about you. And Beyonce-"little-miss-thang"-Knowles strode her way through the evening acting as if she is the diva queen (a title that clearly belongs to you-know-who). While Gaga's performance was one for the Grammy books (not that that's saying a lot after witnessing the tragedy after tragedy that took place last night), it was the only brief spark of joy that I felt all throughout the evening.
I was already becoming disheartened when I witnessed Gaga lose to the likes of Beyonce but it wasn't just the big awards that were disappointing. There was injustice in the smallest of categories. The best new artist category, for example, left me with my jaw dropped. Not only was it criminal that Gaga was locked out of this category due to a previous songwriting nomination, but Zac Brown band winning?? Over MGMT? Really, Grammys? REALLY?? Smells like a country music takeover!!
Now for shout out time!
To Beyonce: Nice ass but keep the ego down a tad.
To the Grammys 2010: You can SUCK on it!
And finally to miss Swift: As Ludacris once put it: Move bitch, get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Your reign of blond-curled terror is over! The time of Gaga begins now!!
Peace yo,
The Guy in the (not so) Horn-Rimmed Glasses
P.S. To Gaga: last night you were a true winner. Your fans (unlike Swift's) will never leave you! :)
P.S.S. To the readers: sorry for the pissy post. I felt the need to vent. Hope you enjoyed it. I promise tomorrow's will be more light-hearted.
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